December 2009
172 posts
For all the boys who got put in the FRIEND ZONE,...
alaskamiller:
i almost fell for this but my new year resolution is to stop being such a fucking dick so i’m going to explain this:
friends are great. friends are awesome. with enough friends on this world there would be no wars. but hey, girls, what you want? isn’t a friend. what you always end up wanting is someone a bit more than that and that in turn just confuse the fuck out of us.
yeah,...
i'm invincible until i puke again.
it’s been months and i need to be centered.
jamiekay are those alphabet pretzels? i can't...
jameykay:
(via concentriclines)
(jameykay) Yes, yes these are alphabet pretzels.
fucking. awesome.
jamiekay are those alphabet pretzels? i can't...
well i changed back to concentriclines. why not.
foammy
:)
:D
why do you look so sad?
i don’t know, thats just how my face looks. i’ve also been drinking and am sleepy. so maybe that is it?
more?
hey do you want to say/ask/yell something? →
I literally can think of nothing to post.
(via shelbywells)
bananas. in combination with giraffes, my favorite animal.
“Wow, a cream that give you super powers! You’d think something like that...”
– Fry (futurama)
ajj - heartilation
for julie.
what the fuck is your favorite band?
i demand to know
muahahahaha merrrrissa has a tumblr.
and i hope she reads this and gets freaked the fuck out.
<3, andy
i hope i can forgive me for having the nerve to...
also i learned how to play paranoid android on...
and as for the vodka: link
i made all the colors. the green is amazing.
someday you will die somehow and somethings gonna...
omg cowboy bebop is so fucking good.
also, there is no fucking difference between...
except the fact that “pansexuals” are fucking pretentious for saying that they are “gender-blind.”
if i see the word pansexual again i'm going to...
you’re fucking 14, you don’t know what you want yet and we all know you’re doing it for attention.
i declare war on my body.
New years.
free coke.
free booze.
free women.
cannot fucking wait.
i'm glad i have a tattoo that i can look at every...
and still love the fact that it’s permanent.
and it’s beautiful and meaningful.
you know when you drink shots and your head...
yeah, i love that feeling.
i'm the best ex-boyfriend you'll ever have.
every cowboy bebop episode - dubbed. →
you’re welcome. it took me forever to find this.
So I figure I might as well piss some people off...
keenonboys:
Movies I have not seen and have zero interest in watching:
500 days of summer. Any of the Harry potter films. Avatar. Twilight New Moon.
agree.
yeah.
it’s hard to stay friends when i’m always going to want more and you’re always going to want less, and you’ll fall for pricks that i hate and that will break your heart.
also, you tried that lifestyle for a few months.
this has been my life since i was 15, although i never smoke ganja anymore. we’re both young, and have a lot still to do.
rebuttal (allow 30 sec., etc. etc.)
you fuck me up more than every other person. i try, and you don’t take me seriously. i give up, and you tell me you miss me. i don’t get in relationships to change people. i go for people i like already. and if i’m not good enough, then please god stop leading me on because you are fucking destroying my brain.
i'm nobodys fucking back-up plan.
fuck that.
i doubt you.